2. If you miss trick or treating... when else do you get to parade around town having your outfit praised with candy?!
3. If your collection of vintage watches is purely for style's sake, not actual... time telling.
4. If you believe MTV's "Teen Mom" is a riveting social commentary that cannot be missed!
5. If 80 percent of your decision making process in the toiletries aisle is based on scent.
6. If you sometimes consider a hangover a sickness (you do feel horrible!).
7. If you get more nail polish on your cuticles than your actual nails when you give yourself a manicure (some things are better left to the professionals).
8. If you wear a new piece of clothing several days in a row when you first purchase it because you're so excited to have it in your wardrobe.
9. If you still think "that's what she said" is funny.
10. If the "Stars Without Make-up" and "Guess the Cellulite Butt" editions of the tabloids are your favorite (we all need a little pick me up from time to time).
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