1. If you got your face painted on Easter... at the country club... with your boyfriend's family.2. If you like to yell "Abe Lincoln!" to yourself every time you see an Amish person.
3. If you're compelled to smell every single perfume sample in every single magazine you read.
4. If you get the mail in your bathrobe.
5. If you're infinitely more fun your first night in vegas than your second.
6. If you forced yourself to stash away your astrology books because you were starting to say things like, "you're such a capricorn," in conversation and it got weird.7. If you crave beer (over water) when you're thirsty.
8. If you like bologna.
9. If you've ever blow dried your dog.
10. If several of your notebooks happen to be have red wine stains in them.
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