Hey, I'm Not Going To Judge You...

1. If you got your face painted on Easter... at the country club... with your boyfriend's family.

2. If you like to yell "Abe Lincoln!" to yourself every time you see an Amish person.

3. If you're compelled to smell every single perfume sample in every single magazine you read.

4. If you get the mail in your bathrobe.

5. If you're infinitely more fun your first night in vegas than your second.

6. If you forced yourself to stash away your astrology books because you were starting to say things like, "you're such a capricorn," in conversation and it got weird.

7. If you crave beer (over water) when you're thirsty.

8. If you like bologna.

9. If you've ever blow dried your dog.

10. If several of your notebooks happen to be have red wine stains in them.

Hey, I'm Not Going To Judge You...

1. If you set your cruise control on surface streets.

2. If you put perfume on before you go to bed... alone.

3. If you've ever tailored your outfit to fit the vibe of the cocktail you will be drinking that night.

4. If you're more of a chapstick chick than a lip gloss girl.

5. If you think few things could be worse than a wet doorknob.

6. If you feel rebellious parking in two spots at once.

7. If your face has felt the light of your laptop more than the light of the sun lately.

8. If driving with shoes on seems weird to you.


9. If you cried every time you saw the chubby kid on American Idol.

10. If you have such intense (undiagnosed) ADD that you have to switch cardio machines every 20 minutes to avoid dying of boredom.


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